My god, it’s been a long time since I’ve posted! I’ve been stupid busy with all sorts of neat stuff that should be coming your way in the next couple of months. What did you say? You don’t believe me? Okay, fine. Don’t! Go ahead and skip past all these cool teaser images…

Phew! So much stuff, right?

Anyway… A few months ago I was asked by the fine folks over at Lighter of the Month Club to come up with an image for a guest artist series of lighters. I say lighters, but it turns out you can’t mail lighters all over this fine country of ours without spending a few years behind bars. So those geniuses at Lighter of the Month Club came up with a great solution: Create custom lighter stickers and send firebugs everywhere four stickers a month for one nice low price. I have a subscription, and really dig getting them in the mail. The stickers are super thick, and have a nice raised quality to them. These are seriously weather proof. They ain’t going nowhere folks! Check it out:

As you can see, my sticker turns your average Bic Lighter into an 80′s skateboard Frankenstein! And if you get tired of looking at the grody monster face, you can always stare at the completely accidental set of boobs that I drew on his chin! I really don’t know how I missed that. I draw boobs on all sorts of stuff! It’s what I do.

You have to be a member to get the stickers, but lucky for you those guys sent me some freebies, and I’m going to give them out to whoever wants ‘em. If you’d like a few just leave me a comment on this post and I’ll get in touch with you to get your shipping info. I’ll keep giving them away until they are gone, or until I get sick of spending my hard earned funny book money on stamps.

-B