Alright. I’m going to level with you guys: I really wish I were you right now. Do you know why? (Besides the obvious reason of you being SO much more attractive). Because you get to order…THIS FUCKING SHIRT FROM ME!!!
UPDATE! THE SHIRTS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AT MY NEW STORE!

Holy crap, that thing is great! I really wish that someone else would have made this shirt so I could wear it without being considered a total tool. I’m going all out with this shirt. I’m using the American Apparel 100% ring spun cotton shirt in this new POPPY color. The picture above looks a little orange, but you can check out the true color HERE (details on the exact sizing are there, too). It’s somewhere between red and orange.

The color would be called 70′s sci-fi red if I were in charge. The ink colors will be cream and a very dark grey, rather than plain black and white. The second orange color will be created with a halftone screen, so it will look even better than the above image!

I’m not going to print very many of these babies, so I’m taking preorders. This will probably be the only time they will be available online, so If you want one now is your ONLY CHANCE!

Did you miss out on last year’s SHIRT? Yeah? well that sucks for you, because THEY ARE GONE FOREVER! Don’t make the same mistake twice!

So place your preorder now! And tell your friends and enemies, too!

I’M DOING YOU A FAVOR HERE GUYS!

Only $20.00!

plus $5 shipping (US and Canada)

UPDATE! THE SHIRTS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AT MY NEW STORE!

GO INTERNET GO!

-B