Holy balls, is it really March already? Hot pockets! Where the hell have I been? What the shit Happened to BATTLE ZOO?!
Fear not dear readers, for I have been impossibly hard at work on a major acquisition/big time corporate money buy type of thing.
In other words.. I BOUGHT A GUM COMPANY!
Well, not any gum company, the Glorp gum company!
Back in January I acquired the defunct Glorp Gum Brand. I always loved Glorp gum as a kid, and am looking forward to getting the company back up on its feet. I’ve got a lot of exciting things planned for GLORP. Including reissuing lots of great old Glorp gum products.
What is Glorp gum you ask? Aren’t you Tired of your gum not coming with a free T-shirt? Well, the Glorp Gum family of products is here to help! Each and every piece of our hand crafted “aged to perfection” bubble gum comes with a high quality limited edition T-shirt. So when you think of gum, think of GLORP! America’s CHEW value!
So step on over to Glorpgum.com right now and check out the stuff!
Here’s a vintage Glorp Gum commercial I dug up on you tube: